Oh, that was brilliant! I think all the slams should open with a musical number and they should determine the seeds based on performance.
But you know, Justine actually seemed to be digging that, so I am not even embarrassed for her and I have a sensitive fontrum reflex too.
However, I am embarrassed for Lil Lleyton, who seems to be hustling any which way to make a few dollas, including pimping out his latest spawn. And for this, Bec & Lley have the dubious honour of being Michael K's "Dumb Bitches of the Day":http://dlisted.com/node/39382